Thursday, December 11, 2008

Inner Peas

I received this in an email today:

I am passing this on to all of you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could
probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl
Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin
gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

10 comments:

  1. HA HA HA HA HA! Oooo, you have a pheasant hunter in the family?! I wish I would have known, I would have gotten you to send me some feathers, instead of paying such a premium for them! If you haven't looked at the cost for real pheasant feathers - do it! It might be a good way to score some extra Christmas Cash for your hunter! :) I'd love to do your mantle, are you close to NY? :)

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  2. Oh I am LMAO on this one.... I can handle that kind of inner peace... LOVED it... Thanks for the smile...

    (((HUGS)))
    Donna

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  3. Hi Cindy...You little coo-coo bird! Please pass the inner peace bottle over here, won't ya? FUNNY!
    ;-) Bo

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  4. *SNORT* pretty funny!!!!! Thanks for the laughs...I needed that after a looong day of work!

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  5. Cindy, I laughed soooo hard. I needed that. Love J

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  6. Hahahahhaha that was hilarious!

    Merry Christmas!!!!


    xoxoxoxo
    Donna Marie

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  7. you know what????? I think we shoudl team up...and go steal her crowns! she is taunting me with them to the point that last night I dreamed of that darned crown....I am desperately looking for some...if I do find some...I will tell you...or even send you one...If I can make myself share them...I am afraid that if I find some...I will hoard them! lol
    it is good to know I am not the only crown coveting lunatic out there! okay..I am the only crown lunatic...but at least I am not alone in the covet part!

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  8. Very funny!!!! And I love that song - that is adorable!

    Thanks for your comment on my blog!! Much appreciated.
    Joni

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